Are you my Buddy?

Luna: Seth is in your class again this year?
Eli: yes
Luna: Is he your buddy?
Eli: No, Seth is my friend. Jacob is my buddy.

You're Funny

Eli is one of the most ticklish kids I know.  He gets it from Chris.  Chris says he was even worse than Eli as a kid.  One day as I was lying down with Eli to make sure he would fall asleep for his nap.  As we were lying there I somehow accidentally tickled him.  He giggled.

Me: you are the most ticklish boy I know.
Eli: I'm not ticklish
Me: You're not?
Eli: No.  You and Daddy are just really funny.

As I proceeded to tickle him more he continued to tell me how funny I was and laugh hysterically.

looks like...

I heard Eli calling for me from the bathroom.

Eli: I don't have toilet paper.
I got some out for him
Me: Are you done with your log? (he had stood-up to get the tp and had left a a hefty product in the toilet.  I wanted to make sure he was done before he started bouncing around the room)
Eli: What log?
Me: Look in the toilet.
Eli: It's not a log.  It looks like ...uh...poop.

Too Big

We have been potty training Anna.  One day while Chris, Kiah, and Eli were at school I took Anna to the Park.  As we got home she wanted me to push her on the swings in our backyard.

Me: Not right now.  Mommy needs to go potty.
Annalise: You to o big.  It Anna Potty, not Mommy Potty.
Me: you are right.  Mommy has to go to the bathroom.  Anna can go on the potty.