Eli: Excuse me, I burped. (immediately after the announcement he passed some gas)
Luna: I think it came out the wrong end.
Eli: No, that was a toot. My teacher says I have to call it a toot.
A few days later:
Eli had gas. It was rather stinky.
Luna: Should I put a cork in your tooter?
Eli: No! I would explode!
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